You might be a midwife if............
If you use more super glue on women's bottoms than your broken china.......you might be a midwife
If you've ever crocheted with an amni hook.......you might be a midwife
If you carry more tanks in you car than Jacque Cousteau.......you might be a midwife
If you hear "doppler" radar on the Weather Channel and your ears perk up.......you might be a midwife
If you've recommended Castor Oil more times than the local Quick Lube.......you might be a midwife…
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Posted on January 7, 2009 at 2:37am — 2 Comments